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Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known 
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Lord you know I loved her so and then she left me all alone 
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And I swore here on this barstool 
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I'd never make that mistake again 
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Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine 
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And I'll love you till the end 
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So darling don't you worry cause they 
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Say that love is blind 
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Lust has eyes like an eagle 
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It's gonna drive me out of my mind 
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Though my eyes sometimes wander  
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It doesn't mean that I'm untrue 
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You're not the best but you're the best that  I can do 
 

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You know a pretty girl she'll leave you 
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Leave you to drown in your own tears 
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You know an ugly girl she'll leave you too 
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But then again who really cares 
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And then my eyes of blue they cannot be true 
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They'll have to stay here in my dreams 
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I guess that's why old Hugh Hefner invented Playboy magazine 
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So sit down here beside me girl 
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And I will tell you what we will do 
 
We're gonna  twist them lids and hope 
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Our kids look more like me than you 
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And when that bottle is finally empty 
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We're gonna tumble across the floor 
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And I'm gonna pray my imagination is 
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Gonna pull me through once more 
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So darling don't you worry cause they 
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Say that love is blind 
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Lust has eyes like an eagle 
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It's gonna drive me out of my mind 
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Though my eyes sometimes wander  
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It doesn't mean that I'm untrue 
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You're not the best but you're the best that  I can do 
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You're not the best but you're the best that  I can do 
 

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