capo 1 intro- G5 E5 D5 C5 G5 E5 D5 C5 There ought to be a town somewhere named for how I feel G5 E5 D5 C5 Yeah I could be the mayor down there and say welcome to Sorryville G5 E5 D5 C5 It wouldn't be on a map nowhere you might say that it don't exist A5 C5 D5 But if you make enough wrong turns it'd be hard to miss G5 E5 D5 C5 There ought to be a bridge somewhere they could dedicate to me G5 E5 D5 C5 I'd probably come to the ceremony with a can of gasoline G5 E5 D5 C5 Walk on over to the other side and there I'd light a match A5 And sit and stare through the smoke and flames C5 D5 Wondering how I'm gonna get back... (chorus) C5 G5 Why do I do the things I do A5 E5 Was I born this way am I a self made fool C5 G5 I shoot the lights and I curse the dark A5 E5 I need your love but I break your heart... C5 G5 And I know the words that'll bring you back A5 E5 But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack C5 G5 A5 I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be C5 D5 G5 E5 D5 C5 It ain't easy being me G5 E5 D5 C5 There ought to be a sideshow act for freaks like me G5 E5 D5 C5 Yeah I could be the star of the show with my name on the marquee G5 E5 D5 C5 In a room with a big red button that says danger do not touch A5 C5 D5 Twice a day I'd mash it down and you could watch me self-distruct (chorus) C5 G5 Why do I do the things I do A5 E5 Was I born this way am I a self made fool C5 G5 I shoot the lights and I curse the dark A5 E5 I need your love but I break your heart... C5 G5 And I know the words that'll bring you back A5 E5 But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack C5 G5 A5 I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be C5 D5 G5 E5 D5 C5 It ain't easy being me