Ab There ought to be a town somewhere Fm Eb Db Named for how I feel Ab Yea I could be the Mayor dowm there Fm Eb Db And say welcome to Sorryville Ab It wouldn't be on a map nowhere Fm Eb Db You might say it that it don't exist Bb But if you make enough wrong turns Db Eb It'd be hard to miss Ab There ought to be a bridge somewhere Fm Eb Db They could dedicate to me Ab I'd probably come to the ceremony Fm Eb Db With a can of gasoline Ab Walk on over to the other side Fm Eb Db And there I'd light a match Bb And sit and stare through the smoke and the flames Db Eb Wondering how I'm ever gonna get back Db Ab Why do I do the things I do Bbm Fm Was I born this way am I am a self made fool Db Ab I shoot the lights and curse the dark Bbm Fm I need your love but I break your heart Db Ab And I know the words that'll bring you back Bbm Fm But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack Db Ab Bb I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be Db Eb Ab It ain't easy being me Ab Fm Eb Db Ought to be a side show act for freaks like me Ab Yea I could be the the star of the show Fm Eb Db With my name on the marquee Ab Fm Eb Db In a room witha big red button that says danger do not touch Bb And twice a day I'd mash it down Db Eb And you could watch me self destruct Db Ab Why do I do the things I do Bbm Fm Was I born this way am I am a self made fool Db Ab I shoot the lights and curse the dark Bbm Fm I need your love but I break your heart Db Ab And I know the words that'll bring you back Bbm Fm But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack Db Ab Bb I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be Db Eb Ab It ain't easy being me >From Chris Knight