Ab5 There ought to be a town somewhere F5 Eb5 Db5 Named for how I feel Ab5 Yea I could be the Mayor dowm there F5 Eb5 Db5 And say welcome to Sorryville Ab5 It wouldn't be on a map nowhere F5 Eb5 Db5 You might say it that it don't exist Bb5 But if you make enough wrong turns Db5 Eb5 It'd be hard to miss Ab5 There ought to be a bridge somewhere F5 Eb5 Db5 They could dedicate to me Ab5 I'd probably come to the ceremony F5 Eb5 Db5 With a can of gasoline Ab5 Walk on over to the other side F5 Eb5 Db5 And there I'd light a match Bb5 And sit and stare through the smoke and the flames Db5 Eb5 Wondering how I'm ever gonna get back Db5 Ab5 Why do I do the things I do Bb5 F5 Was I born this way am I am a self made fool Db5 Ab5 I shoot the lights and curse the dark Bb5 F5 I need your love but I break your heart Db5 Ab5 And I know the words that'll bring you back Bb5 F5 But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack Db5 Ab5 Bb5 I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be Db5 Eb5 Ab5 It ain't easy being me Ab5 F5 Eb5 Db5 Ought to be a side show act for freaks like me Ab5 Yea I could be the the star of the show F5 Eb5 Db5 With my name on the marquee Ab5 F5 Eb5 Db5 In a room witha big red button that says danger do not touch Bb5 And twice a day I'd mash it down Db5 Eb5 And you could watch me self destruct Db5 Ab5 Why do I do the things I do Bb5 F5 Was I born this way am I am a self made fool Db5 Ab5 I shoot the lights and curse the dark Bb5 F5 I need your love but I break your heart Db5 Ab5 And I know the words that'll bring you back Bb5 F5 But I don't say nothing as I watch you pack Db5 Ab5 Bb5 I had to work to be the jerk I've come to be Db5 Eb5 Ab5 It ain't easy being me >From Chris Knight