G#  
Sunday nights that you wanna
               B
Black velvet cake
                 G#
Sweet heart can bargain
                B
Half price mistakes
                        G#
She will go down with her ship
                 B
Like a good captain
                             E        
You're sitting on the dock playing for
                B
An audience of one

G#

F#               B
ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh!

( F# )           G#        ( F# )      B
Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors
  ( F# )                G#
Get a call from an old friend
          ( F# )          B
She never like them before
        ( F# )            G#
He will drive all over three lanes
     ( F# )       B
You sit tight, shotgun
                     E
Wind shield wipers waving for
                B
An audience of one

                      G#
You came out from the country
                   B
Wearing momma's clothes
                      G#
You were born in the city
            B
Daddy's dominoes
                           G#
You need a record you can move to
             B
Well we got one
  
Drop the needle
        E                          B
We are playing for an audience of one
  
Drop the needle
        E                          B
We are playing for an audience of one

C#m   B  F#

C#m                  B       F#
One gets all of you two jealous
C#m                  B       F#
Three get even less
C#m                  B           F#
Four divides you up then you're left
C#m                  B       F#
Pleasing all your guests

                       G#
Reach out you point a finger
                B
And touch the globe
        ( F# )             G#
Spin around and where it stops
                         B
You've got to pack your bags and go
                  G#
Land in the Mohave Desert
( F# )          B
Sing for the sun

                              E                          B
Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one
                            E                          B
Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one
                     E                          B
One is the only way playing for an audience of one

G#            B
oooooh - oooooh! 


G#            B
oooooh - oooooh! 


G#            B
oooooh - oooooh! 

G#            B
oooooh - oooooh!