BILLS LAUNDROMAT BAR AND GRILL  E 
Confederate Railroad' When And Where Album 

Mark Geronimo and Jimmy Alan Stewart 
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 Well I was three days short of pullin out Bridgeport 
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I was headed down to Houston town 
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Had my guitar packed in a burlap sack 
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For es cortin my country sound 
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I bypassed Jackson, bypassed Memphis
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By the time I got to Arkansas
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Id-a sold my car and this black guitar
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For anything cool and tall 
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So I pulled up to a neon sign on highway forty-nine
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Shut the engine down, took a look around and then I stepped inside
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I asked that bouncer where I was he said son your at Bills
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 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken 
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Laundromat bar and grill 
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Well I saw old Bill sittin at the bar  
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With a waitress and change machine 
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He was dolin out quarters to a waitress names Starr 
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When I asked him if I could sing 
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He said, son go ahead if you brought your guitar 
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Then he pointed to the back stage door 
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He said, we don't like original material 
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Un less its been done be fore 
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Well I hit the stage like a big wheeled train  
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Told the crowd I played the seats 
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I played the Tennessee Waltz, Kentucky Rain   
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And the one about the pearly street 
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That lead guitar was like a chain saw that fiddle like a power drill at Bill's 
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 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken 
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Laundromat bar and grill 
 
Lead 
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 Well in the few short minutes I was up on stage  
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Lookin back at country cowboys face 
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With a perfect view I was witness to 
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The des truction of the whole damn place 
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It was long necked hims and white fringed hems 
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Flyin out of that dodge saloon 
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And that me  chanical bull was a Houston pull 
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To the safest place in the room 
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Well a punch-drunk cowboy showed his wife   
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That his shirt was soaked in beer 
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She said, calm down honey have another lite  
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Cause we can wash the shirt right here 
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Then the whole place stopped to thank me for bookin my show at Bill's 
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 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken 
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Laundromat bar and grill 
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At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin,  

barbecue chicken 
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Laundromat bar and grill 
 
Not sure about long-necked hims and white fringed hems, but its close. 
 
Have fun