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SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED 
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SHE WASN'T WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB 
 
SHE NEVER STOOD UP FOR THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER 
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AND SHE WASN'T A JOHN WAYNE FAN 
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HER BABY BLUE EYES HID THE WARNING SIGNS 
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THAT WOMAN WAS BAD TO THE BONE 
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SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED 
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DO YOU THINK I'LL CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE STOP 
 

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SO DESPERATE I ANSWERED AN AD IN THE PERSONALS 
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HOPING TO FIND ME A DATE 
 
A GOOD LOOKIN' NON- SMOKING FULL FIGURED LEO WAS  
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LOOKING TO FIND HER MATE 
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 WE HIT IT OFF WE GOT IT ON 
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MY LOVE WAS GROWING SO STRONG 
 

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THEN I STARTED SEEING A SIDE OF THAT WOMAN 
 
THAT I SHOULD OF SEEN ALL ALONG       STOP 
 
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL 
 
LISTENING TO THOSE BARRY MANILOW RECORDS 
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WAS JUST ONE OF HER CHARACTER FLAWS 
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SOMETIMES SHE WAS RUDE AND NATURALLY CRUDE 
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BUT THIS GOOD  OLE BOY LET IT PASS 
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BUT WHEN SHE CUSSED IN FRONT ON MY MOM I TOLD HER  
 
SHE COULD KISS MY...... 

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SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED AND I AIN'T  
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GONNA CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE