Standard Tuning B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 Oh, oh, oh B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 Oh, oh, oh B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 Oh, oh, oh B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 Oh, oh, oh B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 Oh, oh, oh e | ---11-9~----11-(b9)11-(b9)-7h(b9)7-6-------6---------------7---------7----------- | B | -(b9)-------(b9)-------------------7-(b9)7---7-(b9)------7-(b9)-----7-(b9)------------- | G | -------------------------------------------------------8---------8--------- | D | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | A | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | E | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | e | ---------------------------------------2----------------------------------- | B | -----------------------------------4-2---4p2p0----------------------------- | G | -6-8-6-------------8-----8/9//11------------------------------------------- | D | ---------6-(b9)6---6---6-(b9)-------------------------6p4---4~/6--------------- | A | -------(b9)---------------------------------------------6-------------------- | E | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | e | ----------------------7----7~---6-7-6-------------------------------------- | B | -----------------7--(b9)--(b9)------------(b9)7-(b9)4h7-4-------------------------- | G | -8---6---6h7h8------------------------------------------------------------- | D | ---(b9)--(b9)------------------------------------------------------------------ | A | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | E | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | B5 E5 Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me C#5 F#5 Ab5 And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book B5 E5 Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity C#5 F#5 Ab5 It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine B5 E5 Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing, C#5 F#5 Ab5 she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal B5 E5 Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just this morning C#5 F#5 Ab5 She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive (small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and the second F# as an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better) B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... e | ------------ | e | --11~~~-- | B | --12~~~~---- | B | --12~~~-- | G | --13~~~~---- | G | --------- | D | ------------ | D | --------- | A | ------------ | A | --------- | E | ------------ | E | --------- | B5 E5 Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life C#5 F#5 Ab5 She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university B5 E5 Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart C#5 F#5 Ab5 Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her B5 Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace E5 She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone C#5 F#5 Ab5 Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual B5 E5 Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week C#5 F#5 Ab5 She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B5 F#5 B5 F#5 Ab5 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... Guitar Solo (same chords as chorus) Repeat chorus with vocal ad-libs. (I started tabbing out the solo but the guitarist started doing all these jazzy style runs and I will have to admit I gave up)