Cosmo Jarvis - Sure As Hell Not Jesus
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Key of B with Capo 2, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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A lot of the guitar chords in this song are hard to decipher; I always found
something to tweak in these chords after I took a break and came back. The
chord after Bm in the chorus is hard to hear, but it sounds like either an E
or an A. I went with E because it fits better with the A at the end of the
chorus and also follows the pattern of the solo towards the end. The bridge has
sort of a partial key change, and it's *very* difficult to hear the chords
clearly, but the progression I came up with sounds pretty much perfect when I
play it together with the song.
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The song is played with a Capo 2, as seen in the "rehearsal" video on YouTube.
If you're not using a capo, hit the "Up 2 Half Steps" button. I like playing
it in the key of C (hit "Up 3 Half Steps") since it sounds best like that on
my ukulele.
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[Capo 2]

VERSE 1:
  D5
Here I sit
                                   B5
If I didn't need nobody, I'd thank God for it
           E5                              A5         ( Ab5 A5 )
There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it
                  D5
It'd be me and my brain
       B5           E5
And my pain, and my shame
  D5
I guess I do
                                      B5
This carpark's only got one space and it's for you
  E5                             A5              ( Ab5 A5 )
Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through
                        D5
To where I won't need a light
          B5
To see at night
              E5     ( D5 )
Cos I'll be alright

CHORUS:
       E5                                   B5       E5
You're sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me
      B5            E5             B5        E5
Thank you very much for putting faith in me
      B5             E5             B5        E5
Reminding me a light was once so great to be
        B5               E5            A5         ( A5 )
I'm glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me

VERSE 2:
D5
Here I wait
                                   B5
For something bad and saddening to draw my way
  E5                               A5        ( Ab5 A5 )
I fight to give it everything and lose I may
                            D5
But I still got you somewhere
            B5
It's just upstairs
        E5
Maybe I care
D5
Guess I am
                                 B5
No big and strong Goliath, I'm a wandering man
    E5                             A5         ( Ab5 A5 )
And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand
                          D5
Comes and slaps me and then
         B5
It goes again
                  E5      ( D5 )
I guess you're my friend

CHORUS:
       E5                                   B5       E5
You're sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me
      B5            E5             B5        E5
Thank you very much for putting faith in me
      B5             E5             B5        E5
Reminding me a light was once so great to be
        B5               E5            A5         ( A5 )
I'm glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me

BRIDGE:
   B5
So thanks, my little angel, (thank you too!)
    D5
For watching over me
    G5          D5     E5       B5
She says she's gonna break my nose
     A5
If I don't behave next week

SOLO:
B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5

CHORUS REPRISE:
       E5                                  B5
You're sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me
E5          B5         E5          B5
Saving me, saving me, saving me, saving me
E5          B5         E5
Saving me, saving me, saviiiing meeeeee!
B5                   E5            A5         ( A5 )
Glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me

OUTRO:
B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5
B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5 - B5  E5
B5  E5 - B5  E5