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 Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 
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They're too damn skinny or way too long 
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I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong 
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Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 
 
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 
They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed 
That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's  Texican's creed 
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 
 
Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 
That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got 
Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what 
Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 
 
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Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag 
And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag 
I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag 
But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag 
 
Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed 
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds 
But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon 
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms 
 
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