Intro: A5 , G5 , A5 (2x) A5 Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun G5 A5 Cows aren't fun A5 They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry G5 A5 Cows well done A5 Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru G5 A5 Cows are one A5 He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal G5 A5 Cow Tse Tongue A5 He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd G5 A5 Cow dol-drums A5 He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high G5 A5 Bad cow pun A5 But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate G5 A5 Cows are bummed A5 He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi G5 A5 Cows with guns A5 They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye G5 A5 Cow well hung A5 Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor G5 A5 Run cows run! A5 He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today F5 C5 We will fight for bovine freedom E5 A5 And hold our large heads high F5 C5 E5 We will run free with the Buffalo, or die A5 G5 , A5 Cows with guns A5 They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed G5 A5 Cows have fun A5 Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep G5 A5 Much cow dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way F5 C5 We will fight for bovine freedom E5 E5 And hold our large heads high F5 C5 E5 We will run free with the Buffalo, or die A5 G5 , A5 Cows with guns A5 The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" G5 A5 Cow dung flung A5 The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef G5 A5 Cows on buns A5 The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay G5 A5 Cows out gunned (no music) The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers F5 C5 We will fight for bovine freedom E5 A5 And hold our large heads high F5 C5 E5 We will run free with the Buffalo, or die A5 G5 , A5 Cows with guns