B5 D5 A5 E5 (though the whole song, actually...)

B5                       D5                     A5
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow

                         E5                   B5
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone

                             D5                     A5
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected

                         E5                   B5
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

                      D5                              A5
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song

                       E5                        B5
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby

                        D5                              A5
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do

                            E5                     B5
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

B5
I'm horny

A5
Horny, horny, horny

C5
So horny

E5
I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

And I like you, yeah I like you
And I like you
I like you (x6)
And I feel horny horny tonight

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny