The Table - by The Beautiful South Tabbed by Mark Jones 27 July 2007 (CAPO ON 1st FRET) Verse 1: C G Am This table has four sturdy legs C G Am A heart of very near wild oak F G C Am When others would have screamed out loud my friend F G C C (let ring) This one never even spoke CHORUS F G C Am I've been sat upon oohh, I've been spat upon oohh F I've been treated like a bed G Been carried like a stretcher, Am when someone thinks they're dead F G C Am I've been dined upon oohh, I've been wined upon oohh F I've been taken for a fool G Taken for a desk, C when they should have been at school Verse 2: This table's been pushed against the door When tempers, well tempers, flare at night Banged upon with knuckles clenched my friend When someone thinks that they are right CHORUS I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon I've been treated like a bed Been carried like a stretcher, when someone thinks they're dead I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon I've been taken for a fool Taken for a desk, when they should have been at school Bridge: C F C Tables only turn when tables learn C F G Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn C F C Am Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave C F G C Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave CHORUS I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon I've been treated like a bed Been carried like a stretcher, when someone thinks they're dead I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon I've been taken for a fool Taken for a desk, when they should have been at school Bridge: Tables only turn when tables learn Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave