Tabbed by: Oliver Skorna

Tuning: normal

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G(2)
You won't sleep on your tummy
D
You won't sleep on your back
Em7(1)                            C9
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
G(1)
We share some hands and fingers
D
And yet the feeling lingers
Em7(2)                           
We're just about as different as
G(2)         D7add9 (like the last measure of the intro)
anyone could be

G(2)
You like plotting a garden 
D
and I like plotting to kill
Em7(1)
You think that you should rule the world
C9
I think books are a thrill!
G(1)
Sipping tea by the fires swell
D
Pushing people in is fun as well
Em7(2)
I like folding all my ties
G(2)                     D79
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

G(2)
I guess it's plain to see
D
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C9
different as can
G(1)
be. It's plain to see
D
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C9
different as can 
G(2)                    D79
be


G(2)
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl!
D
Im the darkest of lords!
Em7(1)
Im the brightest professor here
C9
I've won several awards
G(1)
My new world is about to unfold
D
You got beat by a two year old
Em7(2)
I'll kill him this time through and through
G(2)                       D79
Or you might just give him another tattoo

G(2)
You really must agree
D
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
were different
C9
different as can-
G(1)
Ill rise again and Ill
D
rule the world. But
Em7(1)
you must help me re-
C9
new
G(1)
For when our plan succeeds - Prevails!
D
Part of that world goes to you
Em7(1)
When I rule the world I'll plant 
C9
flowers
G(1)
When I rule the world I'll have 
D
snakes
Em7(1)
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
C9
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

G(2)
I guess it's plain to see
D
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C9
different as can
G(1)
be. It's plain to see
D
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C9
different as can 
G(2)            
be