Tabbed by: Oliver Skorna Tuning: normal Intro: 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 e | --33-x33-x33-x33 | --55-x55-x55-x5- | --77-x77-x9p7-x77 | --33-x330000---- | B | --33-x33-x33-x33 | --33-x77-x77-x7- | --88-x88-x8 8-x88 | --33-x333333---- | G | --00-x00-x00-x00 | --22-x55-x55-x5- | --77-x77-x7 7-x77 | --44-x445555---- | D | --00-x00-x00-x00 | 0-00-x77-x77-x7- | --9(b9)x9(b9)x9 (b9)x99 | --55-x554444---- | A | --22-x22-x22-x22 | -----x55-x55-x6- | 7-77-x77-x7 7-x77 | --55-x555555---- | E | 3-33-x33-x33-x33 | ---------------- | ----------- ----- | 3-33-x33-------- | G5 You won't sleep on your tummy D5 You won't sleep on your back Em7(1) C5 We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree G(1) We share some hands and fingers D5 And yet the feeling lingers Em7(2) We're just about as different as G(2) D7add9 (like the last measure of the intro) anyone could be G5 You like plotting a garden D5 and I like plotting to kill Em7(1) You think that you should rule the world C5 I think books are a thrill! G(1) Sipping tea by the fires swell D5 Pushing people in is fun as well Em7(2) I like folding all my ties G5 D79 And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise G5 I guess it's plain to see D5 when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different C5 different as can G(1) be. It's plain to see D5 when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different C5 different as can G5 D79 be G5 Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! D5 Im the darkest of lords! Em7(1) Im the brightest professor here C5 I've won several awards G(1) My new world is about to unfold D5 You got beat by a two year old Em7(2) I'll kill him this time through and through G5 D79 Or you might just give him another tattoo G5 You really must agree D5 when you look at you and me Em7(1) were different C5 different as can- G(1) Ill rise again and Ill D5 rule the world. But Em7(1) you must help me re- C5 new G(1) For when our plan succeeds - Prevails! D5 Part of that world goes to you Em7(1) When I rule the world I'll plant C5 flowers G(1) When I rule the world I'll have D5 snakes Em7(1) And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, C5 a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! G5 I guess it's plain to see D5 when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different C5 different as can G(1) be. It's plain to see D5 when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different C5 different as can G5 be