Intro
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Verse 1
(Lucius)

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There are so many douche bags in the world
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Yes, so many douche bags get the girls
       A7/C#          Dm7        G7
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
         Dm7      G7
That any charm or potion could ever bring
    Bb      Am
But men like that, they have her on a string
               C
And they don't care


CHORUS 1

    Dm7        Bb        F         C/E
For there will always be guys like Potter
      Dm7                Bb              F        C/E
To realise tears in your eyes because he got her
             Dm7           Bb              F
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her
         C/E  Bb/D
If you'd only done
               C/E     Bb/D
Something more for the one
                   C/E
Back when you were young....

{and then there's some talking..}
(blahblahblah.......you play this the same way you played in the intro, it just changes 
keys before it gets to Snape's part)

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Gm/Eb Ab  Gm/Eb Ab


VERSE 2
(Snape)

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So many assholes in this place
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So many assholes in my face
          G7             Cm
Why can't they leave me alone
            F7
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
     Cm            F7
They wouldn't ever be inbetween.....

(Lucius & Snape)
     Cm                  Gm/Eb
We'd treat them nice and never be mean
             Bb
And we would care......


CHORUS 2

    Cm7        Ab        Eb        Bb/D
But there will always be guys like Potter
                  Cm7               Ab                 Eb     
   Bb/D
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
            Cm7            Ab               Eb
He'll never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her......

(Lucius)
    Bb/D        Ab/C
But now you're alone
        Bb/D     Ab/C
Left to pout and moan
               Bb/D          Gm/Eb    Ab
Cause you were totally........pwned.

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