Intro
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Verse 1
(Lucius)

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There are so many douche bags in the world
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Yes, so many douche bags get the girls
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Who deserve more than absolutely anything
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That any charm or potion could ever bring
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But men like that, they have her on a string
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And they don't care


CHORUS 1

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For there will always be guys like Potter
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To realise tears in your eyes because he got her
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She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her
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If you'd only done
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Something more for the one
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Back when you were young....

{and then there's some talking..}
(blahblahblah.......you play this the same way you played in the intro, it just changes 
keys before it gets to Snape's part)

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VERSE 2
(Snape)

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So many assholes in this place
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So many assholes in my face
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Why can't they leave me alone
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To love princesses, maids, and queens?
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They wouldn't ever be inbetween.....

(Lucius & Snape)
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We'd treat them nice and never be mean
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And we would care......


CHORUS 2

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But there will always be guys like Potter
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Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
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He'll never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her......

(Lucius)
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But now you're alone
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Left to pout and moan
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Cause you were totally........pwned.

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