Intro: F5 (...the "dudududududududu")

F5                     C5
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
          G5
You don't understand
         F5
you're a legend, man,
       G5
to us all!
              C5
Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"
         G5
... From You-Know-Who,
      F5
all because of you!
         G5
You were small,
      F5                    E5 E5
but I wonder if you can recall...

     A5    G5
Long story short,
       F5
this guy,
      E5
"Voldemort"
    D5
was super cruel...
F5            G5
"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

A5           G5               F5
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
    E5               D5                F5 G5
and this is where it gets intensely cool...
A5                     F5
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
A5                          F5
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
A5                     F5                 G5
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

F5                     C5
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
   G5            F5
We don't prefer Gandalf,
           G5
Merlin, or Oz,
                   C5
You're a whole lot hotter!
          G5
With that lighting scar,
F5                        G5
you're a superstar to us all!
            F5                        E5 E5
If we're in trouble we know who to call!


A E D E (however many times you want)
C#5

C#5                    F#5
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
           C#5
I wouldn't wince at all,
         B5               C#5
you're invincible to all harm!
           F#5
Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!]
            C#5
... I wanna eat you up!
          B5
No one'll beat you up
          C#5
with that charm!
          B5
Remember, Harry, kid,
           C#5
you're the Boss,
           Eb5
you're the King,
           Ab5
you're the Bomb!

            Ab5     F#5
But this is all so sad,
           E5       Eb5
I mean, my Mom and Dad
            C#5     E5                  F#5
were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!)
      Ab5      F#5
... I wanna be psyched,
    E5       Eb5
but being unliked
   C#5     E5                          F#5
is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-)

Ab5                      E5
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
Ab5              E5
an opportunity eleven years late...
Ab5                           E5
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
    F#5                          Ab5
and show 'em that I'm something great!

    F#5             C#5
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
        Ab5
I'll do what I can
            F#5          Ab5
if what you say I am is true!
           C#5
I can't be bothered
      Ab5
by my awful past,
     F#5
I've found at last
          C#5    Ab5
something I can do,
        Eb5      Bb5
so it's time I knew
  C#5          Eb5
exactly who I am...

    Ab5            A5 Bb5
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!


       Ab5              A5 Bb5
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
           Ab5              A5 Bb5
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--
                Eb5           Ab5 A5 Bb5 Ab5 A5 Bb5
... And I'm the Man!


Eb5
[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"