--Verse 1-- 
    A5                         E5 
I'm missing you bad, I never sleep. 
 F#5                           E5 
Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak. 
         F#5                A5                      D5         
And this bottle of beast is taking me home. 
                   A5                 E5  
I'm cuddling close to blankets and sheets, 
             F#5                   A5 
But you're not alone, and you're not discrete. 
              F#5                    A5         D5       
Make sure I know who's taking me home. 
               A5                 E5 
I'm reading your note over again, 
       F#5                     E5 
And there's not a word that I comprehend, 
                 F#5                                A5                   B5 
Except where you signed it "I will love you always and forever." 
 
--Bridge-- 

E--2-3-5--5-3-2--0-2-3-2-0-2--3--3--3-2---0--2--0-0-5- 
B---------------------------------------3------------- 
                  F#5                           D5 
Well as for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs, 
                 F#5           D5                  E5 
And sit alone and wonder, how you're making out. 
      F#5                          A5 
But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere, 
     A5                 D5 
With anyone, making out... 
  
--Verse 2--  
              F#5                 A5 
I'm missing your laugh, how did it break? 
               F#5                  A5 
And when did your eyes begin to look fake? 
                  F#5                     D5                    
I hope you're as happy as you're pretending. 
       E5                               A5 
I'm cuddling close to blankets and sheets. 
       F#5        A5 
I am alone in my defeat, 
      F#5                   D5                
I wish I knew we were safely at home. 
              F#5              A5 
I'm missing you bad, I never sleep. 
         F#5                     A5 
Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak. 
         F#5                A5                 D5 
And this bottle of beast is taking me home. 
 
--Bridge-- 

--Chorus-- 
 
--Outro-- 
E5      D5          E5    D5                   F#5           D5            F#5        D5 
  Your hair, it's everywhere.  Screaming infidelities and taking its wear. 
E5      D5          E5    D5                   F#5           D5            F#5        D5 
  Your hair, it's everywhere.  Screaming infidelities and taking its wear. 
A5                 G5    A5       G5               A5            G5          D5 
  Your hair, it's everywhere!! Screaming infidelities and taking its wear. 
 
{And to close the song:} 
E5      D5          E5    D5                     F#5           D5            F#5        D5 
  Your hair, it's everywhere.  Screaming infidelities and taking its wear.