Open C tuning (CGCGCE) **Intro** |----------------------------------| |----------------------------------| |----------------------------------| |-----0-------0-------0-------0----| |----------------------------------| |-0-------0-------0-------0--------| **Riff 1** |-3-----6---8-----3----------------|---------------------------3------| |-0-----0---0-----0----b6r5-3p0----|-0---------------0---------0------| |-------------------------------3--|-------3---------------3----------| |-----0-------0-------0-------0----|-----0-------0-------0-------0----| |----------------------------------|----------------------------------| |-0-------0-------0-------0--------|-0-------0-------0-------0--------| **Riff 2** |-------3---3-----/-----7---7----\-| |-------3---3-----/-----7---7----\-| |-------3---3-----/-----7---7----\-| |-----3-------3---/---7-------7--\-| x2 |----------------------------------| |-3-------3------/7-------7-------\| Some damn fool knockin' at my door Broke down, poppin' 'round I saw a man I never saw before Broke down, poppin' 'round "I'm the head inspector," that's what he said Broke down, poppin' 'round "Bend down while I inspect your head" Broke down, poppin' 'round He's got a stethoscope and a fluoroscope He'll make your horoscope to the buzz elope Wash your brain with laundry soap Broke up or broke down Dead broke, poppin' 'round I told him, "I know what you'll find" Broke down, poppin' 'round I got stained glass windows in my mind Broke down, poppin' 'round I got a ton of jelly and a lotta jam Broke down, poppin' 'round And the women all love me when I say shazam Broke down, poppin' 'round Never did the thingy in an air raid drill And I never took the trouble to write my will Ain't good lookin' but I'm hard to kill All broke up or broke down Dead broke, poppin' 'round I wear a funny plantis hat Look like the Wolfman gone to fat I'm a pretty good man for all of that All broke up, broke down Oh, dead rope, poppin' 'round Yeah