G                                 C
 Those Harley's they cost so much money 
G                        D
 A Honda is all he could buy 
G                           C
 He covers it up on his car port, 
G          D           G
 If anyone saw it he'd die. 
G                             C
 He acts just as tough as his buddies 
G                           D
 They drink Harley Davidson beer. 
G                              C
 And he tells anyone that will listen, 
G              D    D9       G
 He's buying a panh ead next year. 
 
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D                                   G
 And we all laugh and think it's so funny, 
G                            D
 Especially when we hear him say, 
G                                      C
 "Right now I'm just learning to ride, man 
   G               D          G
Oh but I'll have a Harley someday."   (last ch.--- yeah but I'll 
have a Harley someday) 
 
He don't take his bike to Daytona, 
But he carries his helmet along. 
And the Ironhorse Saloon shirt he's wearing, 
Say's bike week 1981. 
He's a bona fide wanna be tough guy. 
With long hair and chains on his boots. 
He works 9 to 5 Monday through Friday 
In loafers and Ivy League suits.  
 
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And he's thinking of getting a tattoo, 
And maybe an earring or two. 
As much as we hate to admit it, 
We all know what he's going through. 
We say he's a true weekend warrior, 
He's wearing his old Harley hat. 
And the truth is it's hard to remember, 
That we all started out just like that. 
 
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