A5                           D5               A5
 Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
                                 E5 
When I came home from workin' tonight
      A5                      D5           A5 
Well, now here I stand, over this fryin' pan
               E5          A5 
And you want a cold one again. 
 
CHORUS 
               D5
I bought these new heels, did my nails
           A5 
And had my hair done just right
                    D5 
I thought that this new dress
                   E5          E5 
Was a sure-bet for romance tonight
         A5                            D5          A5 
But it's perfectly clear, between the TeeVee and beer
                         E5 
I won't get so much as a kiss
     A5                         D5            A5 
As I head for the door, I turn around to be (shore)
               E5        A5 
Did I shave my legs for this. 
 
Now, when we first met, you promised we'd get 

A house on a hill with a pool 

Well, this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt 

Now you want me to go back to school. 
 
CHORUS 
     A5                         D5            A5 
As I head for the door, I turn around to be (shore)
               E5        D5        A5 
Did I shave my legs for this -is.