A5 D5 Roland the roadie met Gertrude the groupie A5 E5 at a rock concert back in Bayonne A5 D5 He tried to seduce her, said he'd introduce her E5 A5 to all of the Beatles and Stones A5 D5 So Roland the roadie got Gertrude the groupie A5 E5 a seat in the balcony above A5 D5 And Gertrude the groupie felt grateful and groovy E5 A5 but Roland the roadie felt love E5 A5 And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops E5 A5 And some folks love vegetable soup E5 A5 But Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie E5 But Gertrude the groupie loves groups A5 D5 She stood up and screamed as the amber spot gleamed A5 E5 on her heroes so skinny and tall A5 D5 With their eyelids so droopy, and Gertrude the groupie E5 A5 she was in love with them all A5 D5 Roland the roadie told Gertrude the groupie A5 E5 to wait and he'd be her man A5 D5 But while he dreamed of a rose covered home E5 A5 she was out with the group in the van Hey Gertie, get out here, come on babe, come on out of there.... I know you're in there... The whole trailer's moving baby.... What about me....Gertie... Oh Gertie B5 E5 Now Roland the roadie is back on the road, B5 F#5 his heart has been broken again B5 E5 And Gertrude the groupie waits out in the cold F#5 B5 for the very next group to come in F#5 B5 And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops F#5 B5 And some folks loves vegetable soup F#5 B5 And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie F#5 B5 but Gertrude the groupie loves groups....groups.....groups.....groups......