G5 A5 D5 Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed G5 G5 A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed C5 B5 Then one day he was shootin' at some food D5 G5 G5 And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea. Well, the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire The kin folks said "Jed move away from there" Said "California's the place you ought to be" So they bundled up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills that is. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars. Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin They would like to thank you for kindly stoppin' in You're all invited back next week to this locality To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality