GIRLS, WOMEN AND LADIES words and music: Ed & Patsy bruce and Ron Peterson D5 G5 D5 There was only me and her and him A5 The bar was giving last call, so I thought I?d move on in D5 G5 D5 And I was slick and feeling like a man G5 So I took the stool between ?em A5 D5 And ordered one more round for me and her and him G5 D5 I placed my arm across the back of her bar stool G5 And I don?t remember what I said A5 But at the time, it sounded cool D5 She pushed her drink away and never looked at me She just paid her tab tipped the man A5 And left me sitting there alone with him A5 Chorus: And he said, ?There?s girls and there?s women and there?s D5 laies G5 A5 D5 There?s yeses and there?s no?s and there?s maybes G5 A5 D5 There?s teasing and pleasing they start learning when they?re G5 babies A5 D5 There?s girls , there?s women and there?s ladies? D5 Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned G5 And he said, ?Ain?t they all a mystery? A5 D5 G5 Sonny, it?s a sin but they?re all sitting on the world we?re trying to win G5 Ah, but you know I love a mystery A5 D5 So let?s drink another round to you and me and them? Chorus: note: last line of second chorus is ?I love all the girls, and women and the ladies?