C D7 i hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark G C G i just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark C D7 i always spend my evenings where theres women, wine, and song G G7 and like a man i always bring my little wife along C i?m a member of the midnight crew G i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 home with the milk in the morning G G7 singing the same old song C E7 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C make her a member of the midnight crew C D The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway G C G So what's the use of going home, until the break of day? C D Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath, G G7 I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death! C i?m a member of the midnight crew G i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 home with the milk in the morning G G7 singing the same old song C E7 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C make her a member of the midnight crew C D I never shall forget the night I made Six Rapper's Run G C G Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun C D I proved myself a hero of a very high degree G G7 I ran for home, and six of them , were running after me! C i?m a member of the midnight crew G i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 home with the milk in the morning G G7 singing the same old song C E7 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C make her a member of the midnight crew