C5 D5 i hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark G5 C5 G5 i just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark C5 D5 i always spend my evenings where theres women, wine, and song G5 G5 and like a man i always bring my little wife along C5 i?m a member of the midnight crew G5 i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G5 C5 - A5 home with the milk in the morning G5 G5 singing the same old song C5 E5 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun A5 E5 early to bed and you miss all the fun F5 C5 F5 C5 bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C5 D5 F5 - G5 - C5 make her a member of the midnight crew C5 D5 The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway G5 C5 G5 So what's the use of going home, until the break of day? C5 D5 Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath, G5 G5 I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death! C5 i?m a member of the midnight crew G5 i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G5 C5 - A5 home with the milk in the morning G5 G5 singing the same old song C5 E5 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun A5 E5 early to bed and you miss all the fun F5 C5 F5 C5 bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C5 D5 F5 - G5 - C5 make her a member of the midnight crew C5 D5 I never shall forget the night I made Six Rapper's Run G5 C5 G5 Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun C5 D5 I proved myself a hero of a very high degree G5 G5 I ran for home, and six of them , were running after me! C5 i?m a member of the midnight crew G5 i?m a night owl and a wise bird too G5 C5 - A5 home with the milk in the morning G5 G5 singing the same old song C5 E5 rise with the moon go to bed with the sun A5 E5 early to bed and you miss all the fun F5 C5 F5 C5 bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C5 D5 F5 - G5 - C5 make her a member of the midnight crew