VERSE I
Ab5                                           E5
The first time I went down to the Emergency Ward
A5                                             F5      E5
I saw her there administering plasma and gauze.
Ab5                                   E5
While filling out multiple insurance forms
       A5                                           G5
I feel directly in love watching her dance in her pretty pink scrubs
                        F5                                   E5
I was entranced with the little nurse down in the Emergency Ward

VERSE II
The next time I went down to the Emergency Ward
I put my hand on ice after a fight with a chopping board
I asked someone if she could help me out
But they told me she was busy with a case of hyperactive gout
So, they sewed it back on and I used it later on the same night

BRIDGE:

E5
She's the Nurse that I love(spoken: Yes you are)
Ab5
Dirty dreams, dirty schemes(spoken:The things i'd do to get close to you)
E5
She's the nurse that I love
Ab5
Though it was a little extreme(Spoken: Why i'd throw myself down a flight of stairs)
G5                                       F#5                                         F5
I think I bleed a little too much this time. I'm in love, I think i'm in trouble now
(Spoken: Just to be able to wake up and smell your hairs. I would walk into an industrialized fan)
                                         E5   E5
I don't think she can make it right this time
(spoken: Just to have you lovingly change my bedpan)

SOLO

VERSE III
Ab5                                              E5
Well the last time I went down to the Emergency Ward
A5                                                   F5  E5
I can hardly breath, I might have gone a little too far
Ab5                              E5
But she came to me to give me C.P.R.
            A5 
And when our lips met, my heart exploded
                   G5
It was probably the crystal meth
                                         F5
but I finally got a kiss and I could embrace death
                        E5
and die happily ever after.... yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah