You will only use 3 chords. Dm - C - G Hope you enjoy. Standard Tuning. Dm Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid Dm C G I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce Dm C G Whoah Dm C G Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleep Dm C G Whoah Dm C G Doubt comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse Dm C G Whoah Dm There's a Chinese cigarette case C G And the rest you can keep C G And the rest you can keep C G And the rest you can keep Dm C G There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall Dm C G There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall Dm C G Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid Oooo Oooo Dm C G Dm C G There's this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound Dm C G To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores Dm C G There'll be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge Dm And I'll bring you further roses C G But it does you no good C G And it does me no good C G And it does you no good Dm C G There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall Dm C G There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall Dm C G There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall Dm C G Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid Oooo Oooo Dm C G