Tom: C5 C5 Bad lovers face to face in the morning A5 Shy apologies and polite regrets F5 Slow dances that left no warning of D5 Outraged glances and indiscreet yawning F5 G5 C5 Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere C5 A5 Even presidents have newspaper lovers F5 F5 Ministers go crawling under covers C5 A5 She's no angel C5 F5 He's no saint C5 A5 F5 They're all covered up with white washed grease paint (alt: white washed newsprint) G5 And you say... Chorus: C5 F5 G5 A5 The teacher never told you anything but white lies Bb5 C5 But you never see the lies F5 F5 And you believe Bb5 C5 Oh you know you have been captured F5 A5 You feel so civilized D5 F5 C5 And you look so pretty in your new lace sleeves C5 The salty lips of the socialite sisters A5 With their continental fingers that have F5 never seen working blisters D5 Oh I know they've got their problems F5 G5 I wish I was one of them C5 A5 They say daddy's coming home soon F5 F5 With his sergeant stripes and his Empire mug and spoon C5 A5 No more fast buck C5 F5 And when are they gonna learn their lesson C5 A5 F5 G5 When are they gonna stop all of these victory processions And you say... **Chorus C5 Bb5 Look so pretty in your new lace sleeves Outro Riff: e--------------- B--------------- G--------------- D--------------- A--3-3-3-3-2-3-- E---------------