Tom: D5 Intro: D5 D5 G5 D5 D5 G5 D5 D5 G5 D5 There's a young girl with her old man who's too sick to mention D5 D5 G5 D5 She'll be turning twenty seven as she draws her widow's pension D5 D5 G5 D5 But he couldn't catch a common cold he couldn't get arrested D5 D5 Too terrified to answer back G5 D5 Too tired to have resisted G5 C5 Many hands make light work G5 Shorthand makes life easy C5 When he's out on night work G5 Make sure no one sees me D5 It all ends up in a slanging match with body talk and bruises A5 A change is better than a rest Silly beggars can't be choosers Chorus: G5 D5 One of a thousand pities you can't categorize G5 A5 B5 There are ten commandments of love G5 D5 When will you realize There are ten commandments of love A5 G5 E5 E5 I believe, I trust, I promise, I wish love's just a throwaway kiss D5 In this Pidgin English If you're so wise use your lips and your eyes C5 Take it to the bridge she sighs D5 D5 G5 D5 You go cheep cheep cheep between bulls-eyes and bluster D5 D5 Stiff as your poker face G5 D5 Keener than mustard D5 D5 G5 D5 From your own back yard to the land of exotica D5 D5 G5 D5 From the truth society to neurotic erotica G5 C5 Silence is golden G5 Money talks diamonds and ermine G5 C5 There's a word in Spanish G5 Italian and German D5 In sign language, morse code, semaphore and gibberish A5 Have you forgotten how to say it In your Pidgin English? **Chorus D5 PS I love you