C5          F5      G5
Once upon a time I thought
C5          F5          G5
"What's the one thing I haven't got?"
C5                                                  F5
There's not a single thing in this world I couldn't buy
F5                        G5
That's when a gentleman caught my eye
C5      F5            G5
Once or twice we went around
C5           F5           G5
But now I'll tell you the thing I've found
C5                                     F5
You shouldn't make your move until you know the price
        F5               C5
Because gentlemen aren't nice

C5                      D5  D5          C5
Just because I won't agree to take his arm
C5      B(flat)    b(flat)m   C5
And I occasionally forget his name
C5                 D5             D5       C5
He likes to call inclemency what I call charm
C5
But I know they're all the same
             C5           F5    G5
I think I've realized my first mistake
C5       F5             G5
When he cried that his heart would break
C5                                           F5
I would have thought that I was worth the sacrifice
                     C5
But gentlemen aren't nice

instrumental thing.  Play whatever or find the real notes.  I don't have time, sorry.  I
use the chords in the key of c minor here for the bass and play notes within the key.
I think she shifts keys.

C5                       D5     D5       C5
Just because I leave him all alone for days
C5        B(flat)        b(flat)m  C5
And go about with others of his kind
C5                D5        D5    C5
He dares complain about my evil ways
C5                        F5
And drive me out of my -- out of my mind
   C5             F5
What I relate is hard to bear
C5                       F5       G5
I only endure it so that I might spare you ladies
C5                   F5
I'm not known for my good advice
    C5
But gentlemen aren't
G5   F5
So agreeable
C5            G5    F5
Love ain't a paradise
C5                         G5              F5