Tuning: Standard Tabbed by: elmatador13 VERSE (this is played in both verses) D5 These are the results of a thousand electric volts G5 A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him , check the pulse!" D5 A kid who refused to respect adults G5 Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose D5 A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery G5 Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me D5 And I might snap, one day just like that G5 I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack D5 (Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said, G5 "It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" D5 I looked at my watch it was one twenty G5 "I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?" D5 He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." G5 My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first D5 Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works" G5 I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst! D5 Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!" G5 [N] "What's the matter?" D5 [E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" G5 [N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?" D5 [E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!" G5 [N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over. D5 And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework." G5 [E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" D5 [N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him." CHORUS D5 C5 Brain damage, ever since the day I was born B5 A5 Drugs is what they used to say I was on G5 F5 They say I never knew which way I was goin E5 A5 But everywhere I go they keep playin my song