Capo 2 C5 G5 A5 E5 Well I see that we're coming to the end of the affair F5 E5 F5 G5 Well, I've one final favour to ask of you my dear C5 G5 A5 E5 Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end? F5 E5 G5 C5 C5 Tell our friends that it was my idea? F5 C5 G5 C5 I can't adjust to the life of endless afternoon F5 C5 G5 Which one of us lives in this room F5 C5 G5 C5 I take a bus to the clinic every Thursday F5 C5 G5 But the experts won't know what the fuck to do C5 G5 A5 E5 So if you hear someone calling at the bottom of the stairs F5 E5 F5 G5 Sing a song to me in a voice that I can hear C5 G5 A5 E5 Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end?