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You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
        E5          C5    
In your ?69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
       G5                                    D5
And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
         E5       
For some Trojans and a six-pack,
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Still your eyes kept wandering back to her,
         C5
It?s always her
                                              D5
So let?s get one thing straightened out here, sir

Chorus
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If you think you?re seeing double
       G5             E5
Let me save you some trouble
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This ain?t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
       C5                  D5
?Cause I?m much more than just twice shy
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I?ve had enough two-timing guys
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Who only want me ?cause they want my sister

                                     D5
My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
        E5                           C5
And the tattoo on her lower back?s exactly just like mine
           G5          
But, if you look beneath the surface,
         D5
We?re as different as can be,
               E5
?Cause there?s just one heart that beats for you
         C5
And that heart belongs to me
           A5               C5
And not to her, it?s always her
                                            D5
So let?s get one thing straight if I?m your girl

Chorus

    E5
And if tomorrow you should die
   C5
My sister would not bat an eye
    G5
She doesn?t even know your name
      D5
She?s going with some other guy
   E5
As long as she is still around
     C5
I?ll always have a trace of doubt
                                      D5
I need to know your love is real, but how?

      G5                                    D5
We?re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
       E5
Mother pays her last respects
         C5
I look around, no one suspects
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That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
    E5 
And now that she is underground
     C5
I?ll know that you?re not hanging ?round
    A5           C5
For her, no, not for her
                       D5                G5
And now I?ll know your love is true for sure

   C5                 D5
It pains my heart to think of her
  G5
A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
                               E5
Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
    C5             D5               E5
You can?t imagine just how much I miss her,
    C5              D5               G5
But now I know you want me, not my sister.