G5 (Palm muting optional) Intro: Yeah, yeah, etc. Verse: G5 C5 Here is the money that I owe you G5 C5 Yeah so you can pay the bills G5 C5 E5 I will give you some more when I get paid again (same chords as before) I hate those people who love to tell you Money is the root of all that kills They have never been poor, they have never known the joy of a well fare Christmas "Intro riff" again Sometimes you wake up crying Yeah and you don't know why Then you go lay down inside my baby's room Yeah I guess I'm doing o.k. I moved in with the strangest guy Can you believe he actually thinks that I am really alive Chorus: G5 C5 E5 I will buy you a garden where your flowers can bloom G5 C5 E5 I will buy you a new car, perfect shiny and new G5 C5 E5 I will buy you a big house way up in the west hills G5 C5 E5 I will buy you a new life "Intro riff" Verse: I know all about that other guy The handsome man with atheletic thighs I know all about the one before, the obsessive little rich boy They might make you think you're happy Maybe for a minute or two they can't make you laugh They can't make you feel the way that I do Chorus x3, 2nd time without bass or guitar, drums come in on "Perfect shiny and new" Then fade out with "Intro Riff".