INTRO:A G C F# Go! A G C F# Well I pick my nose then I eat it up Im a real humdinger Im a mucky pup [Chorus:] Im a mucky pup [x7] Im a pup Oh I don't take drugs I've given glue up But I stare at people Im a mucky pup Banjo! Oh I see pretty girls and I picked you up Then my nipples go point-point Im a mucky pup Oh the nine o'clock news is something to trip on I bleeding love her - Angela Rippon! She's got big tits