(Intro: D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 ) C5 G5 D5 G5 And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" D5 A5 G5 A5 So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why B5 B5 E5 (?) G5 (?) He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do" D5 A5 G5 A5 So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Heh, me workin' for you!" D5 C5 G5 Whoa, sign sign everywhere a sign D5 G5 Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind D5 A5 C5 D5 (+ intro suspensions) Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? C5 G5 D5 G5 And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out of sight D5 A5 So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house G5 A5 "Hey, what gives you the right? You put up a fence to keep me out but to keep Mother Nature in, If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!" D5 C5 G5 A5 Now hey there mister can't you read? G5 D5 You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat A5 You can't even watch, no you can't even G5 D5 You ain't supposed to be here........ C5 G5 D5 G5 Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh! (instrumental) (then slow) C5 G5 D5 G5 And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray" D5 A5 But when they passed around the plate and they emptied it all G5 A5 I didn't have a penny to pay B5 B5 E5 G5 So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign D5 A5 G5 A5 I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!" D5 C5 G5 Signs, signs, everywhere signs D5 C5 G5 Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind A5 G5 Do this, don't do that C5 Can't you read the signs D5 C5 G5 Signs, signs, everywhere signs D5 C5 G5 Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind D5 A5 Do this, don't do that C5 Can't you read the signs