Intro: G5 G5 Come on, now get your ass out of bed G5 You heard what the man said G5 A5 The crew is already gone B5 F5 C5 G5 We were all kinda high, but man what were you on? G5 Tried to take a shuttle to Spain G5 They kicked me off the plane G5 A5 I guess I'll go to Japan B5 F5 C5 G5 Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man D5 And down in the valley we crawl in the alley A5 Who knew the 101 was so long? Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song G5 Sake in aluminum cans G5 It fell in the wrong hands G5 A5 And now we're chewing the scene B5 F5 C5 G5 Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen G5 Walking through a German hotel G5 And not walking very well G5 A5 I gotta get to the van B5 F5 C5 G5 Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can D5 And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city A5 He's saying that the directions are wrong Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song G5 G5 G5 A5 B5 F5 C5 G5 x 2 (Same as verse) D5 And down in the valley we crawl in the alley A5 Who knew the 101 was so long? Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb5 C5 G5 Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Then play G5 till the end.