Intro: E5  Ab5 C#5 A5
E5
Taxi driver
Ab5
You're my shrink for the hour
C#5                     A5
Leave the meter running
E5
It's rush hour
Ab5
So take the streets if you wanna
C#5                                     A5
Just outrun the demons, could you?
A5                                      E5
He said "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me
A5                                               E5      E5 Eb5 D5 C5
"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me
C#5                     C#?7*
If it brings me to my knees
                E5
It's a bad religion

[Chorus]
                F#mb5*
This unrequited love
        E5      D5
To me it's nothing but
        E5
A one-man cult
E`                      D5      A5
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
E5                       D5
I could never make him love me
A5
Never make him love me
E5      
Love
D5
Love
E5       Ab5    C#5    A5
[Verse 2]
(chords are the same for verse 1)
Taxi driver
I swear I've got three lives
Balanced on my head like steak knives
I can't tell you the truth about my disguise
I can't trust no one
And you say "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me
"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion

[Chorus]

[Outro]
E5               F5
It's a bad religion
        G5
To be in love with someone
                A5
Who could never love you
I know
E5               F5
Only bad religion
G5                       A5
Could have me feeling the way I do

*F#mb5 = F#5 - A5 - C5 - E5
*C#?7 = B5 - C#5 - E5 - G5