Capo: 3rd Tuning:Standard Intro: Em G D A x4 D9 D9 * G When I was sixteen I cut myself a Mohawk, D9 Because I wanted to walk the walk, D9 * G And not just talk the talk, D9 But it was a bit of a disaster because D9 * G I did the sides with kitchen scissors, D9 Because I didn't have any clippers, D9 * G And I didn't want to use a beard-trimmer ? G I'd made that mistake before. Em G D A When you got home you didn't want to talk about what I'd done. Em G D A You said I'd let you down, I'd fucked around, when I was only having fun. Em G D A With the way that you've been lately, you've no right to scream and shout. Em G A You and I, we've got a lot that we need to talk about. D A Bm What's the point in making vows that you're never going to keep? G D A lifetime lying awake means you'll never get to sleep D A Bm. And all the promises you made, that were painful and untrue, G D Of all the things you do they reflect worst on you. D G D A Em G D A We all have our own devices For handling mid-life crises ? Usually involves a motorbike and Suspicious fashion decisions. But you choose to stave off grey hairs by Lamely hacking at the sides With lies and flimsy alibis For your suspicious expeditions. When I get home I don't want to talk about what you've done. Yes you've let me down, you've fucked around, but I guess you were having fun. With the way that I've been lately, I've no right to scream and shout. You and I, we've got a lot that we need to talk about. What's the point in us making vows that we're never going to keep? A lifetime lying awake, means youll never get to sleep And all the promises we made were painful and untrue, Of all the things you do, they reflect worst on you F#m4 Bm G You always told me Father's Day was just another way D9 * Of selling Hallmark greeting cards F#m4 Bm G Twenty Years of waking sleep, of lying through your teeth, D D9 * G9 Meant every Father's Day spent wondering who the hell you are. Em G D A x 2 + C?ntinue throughout final chorus What's the point in us making vows that we're never going to keep? I keep trying to keep you up, but you keep on falling asleep. And all the promises we made were painful and untrue, G * But for better or for worse, I am turning into you.