(intro) C5 ( E5 ) F5 G#5 C5 ( E5 ) F5 Well I lie I cheat and I steal, And I don't give two shits G#5 about the way that you feel C5 ( E5 ) F5 And I barely know who you are, But I'll break your heart G#5 and then I'll sleep in your car C5 ( E5 ) I'm not dying inside, well, I'm dead. F5 G#5 Yeah, too many people have fucked with my head G5 F5 C5 G5 And now I'm out for revenge. (refr?o) F5 Well, I'm not the only one C5 who regrets the way they act G5 G#5 A5 A#5 But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts F5 G5 And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker. F5 I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker ( C5 ( E5 ) F5 G#5 ) (verso) C5 ( E5 ) F5 Well, you're a prize specimen - You look pretty fine, G#5 but I don't know where you've been C5 ( E5 ) F5 You invite me back to your place, And you feed me drinks G#5 to get me out of my face C5 ( E5 ) F5 You never own up to what you did You fuck like an adult G#5 and you cry like a kid G5 F5 C5 G5 And then you tell your friends I took the piss (refr?o) F5 Well, I'm not the only one C5 who regrets the way they act G5 G#5 A5 A#5 But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts F5 G5 And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker. F5 I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker (bridge) A5 E5 F5 C5 ( A5 ) F5 Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners, Bb5 A5 Always making out they're saints E5 F5 C5 As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with ( A5 ) F5 G5 their hearts on their sleeves Make-up doth protest too much C5 Bb5 F5 C5 Bb5 So come on everybody, come on, Don't make me regret ever F5 G5 writing this song - I need every motherfucker to sing along (refr?o) (intro)