Tom: C C Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown Am They say I'm the cutest boy in town Dm My car is fast, my teeth is shiny G I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie C Here I am at a famous school Am I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool Dm I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper G Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her F Oh God I am the American dream C Am I do not think I'm too extreme F G An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch G I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich G (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) C Women's Liberation Am Came creepin' across the nation Dm I tell you people I was not ready G When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie C She made a little speech then, Am Aw, she tried to make me say "when" Dm She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick G I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick F Oh God I am the American dream C Am But now I smell like Vaseline F G An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch G Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which G (I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder) C So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit Am I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Dm Got a job doin' radio promo G An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo C Eventually me 'n' a friend Am Sorta drifted along into S&M Dm I can take about an hour on the tower of power G 'Long as I gets a little golden shower F Oh God I am the American dream C Am With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream F G An' I'll do anything to get ahead G I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" F Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! C Am Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic F G And my name is Bobby Brown F G Watch me now, I'm goin down, F G And my name is Bobby Brown F G Watch me now, I'm goin down, (Keep Repeating Last 2 Lines}