Tom: C5 C5 Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown A5 They say I'm the cutest boy in town D5 My car is fast, my teeth is shiny G5 I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie C5 Here I am at a famous school A5 I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool D5 I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper G5 Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her F5 Oh God I am the American dream C5 A5 I do not think I'm too extreme F5 G5 An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch G5 I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich G5 (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) C5 Women's Liberation A5 Came creepin' across the nation D5 I tell you people I was not ready G5 When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie C5 She made a little speech then, A5 Aw, she tried to make me say "when" D5 She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick G5 I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick F5 Oh God I am the American dream C5 A5 But now I smell like Vaseline F5 G5 An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch G5 Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which G5 (I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder) C5 So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit A5 I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute D5 Got a job doin' radio promo G5 An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo C5 Eventually me 'n' a friend A5 Sorta drifted along into S&M D5 I can take about an hour on the tower of power G5 'Long as I gets a little golden shower F5 Oh God I am the American dream C5 A5 With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream F5 G5 An' I'll do anything to get ahead G5 I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" F5 Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! C5 A5 Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic F5 G5 And my name is Bobby Brown F5 G5 Watch me now, I'm goin down, F5 G5 And my name is Bobby Brown F5 G5 Watch me now, I'm goin down, (Keep Repeating Last 2 Lines}