Tom: D D Bm G A-9 You say eether and I say eyether, D Bm G A-9 You say neether and I say nyther; D D7 G G? Eether, eyether, neether, nyther - F#m Bm7(b5) Em7 A7 Let's call the whole thing off! D Bm G A-9 You like potato and I like po-tah-to, D Bm G A-9 You like tomato and I like to-mah-to; D D7 G G? Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to - D A-9 A7 D Let's call the whole thing off! Bridge: G#m F#m B7 E But oh, if we call the whole thing off, EM A D D7 Then we must part. G#m F#m B7 And oh, if we ever part, E Em A-9 Then that might break my heart. D Bm G A-9 So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas, D Bm G A-9 I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas. D D7 G G? For we know we need each other, so we F#m G6 G B7 Better call the calling off off. Em7 A-9 A7 D Let's call the whole thing off! D Bm G A-9 You say laughter and I say lawfter, D Bm G A-9 You say after and I say awfter; D D7 G G? Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter - F#m Bm7(b5) Em7 A7 Let's call the whole thing off! D Bm G A-9 You like Havana and I like Havahnah D Bm G A-9 You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs D D7 G G? Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs D A-9 A7 D Let's call the whole thing off! Repeat Bridge: D Bm G A-9 So, if you like oysters and I like ersters, D Bm G A-9 I'll take oysters and give up ersters. D D7 G G? For we know we need each other, so we F#m G6 G B7 Better call the calling off off. Em7 A-9 A7 D Let's call the whole thing off!