Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret

hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7.  The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing.  The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
 slow strum , hit each string one at a time.  Same with the chords in the bridge

Intro - C F D9 G (stop)

C            F                    D9
You text at three in the morning 
            G            C
And you misspell my name
               F                          D9
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            G                  C
And most of them think you are lame
             F                      D9
You say that with me it's different
             G             C
And your not that big of a dick
              F                            D9
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                G                 Am
Not 'cause your with some other chick


            Em          Am
I know that this may be uncool
              Em           G
But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus
C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D9          G
It's close but not quite there
C                  F                    D9
Need time to get a little more rejected
                     G               C      F    D9
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  D9 G (stop)
A totally awesome pair


C           F                 D9
I seem like your perfect target
               G              C
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        F              D9
You think I haven't had sex in forever
          G                    C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             F                   D9
But I would rather have nothing
                G           C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      F                      D9
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            G                Am
And the antidote was in your sperm


             Em           Am
I know that this may be uncool
              Em           G
But I want to tell you the truth


C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D9          G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C                  F                    D9
Need time to get a little more desperate
                     G               C      F    D9
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  D9 G (stop)
A totally awesome pair

Bridge


Am            Em
We could last forever
         F               C
You just have to give me time
   Am                 C
To learn to deal with bullshit
     F      G
And blatant lies
        C          G
But for now... for now


C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D9          G
It's so close but not quite there
C                  F                    D9
Need time to get a little more wasted
                     G               C      F    D9
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  D9 G (stop)
A totally awesome pair