VERSE G5 D5 You've never heard me sing, see me do anything A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 When I am done you won't remember my name G5 D5 I'll play if you insist, there's no point to resist A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 But you will be unimpressed by my lack of fame PRE CHORUS B5 C5 So this is the song I'll choose if you ask me to play B5 C5 D5 * You'll nod and smile politely than you'll turn and walk away Eb5 * F5 * Why don't you turn and walk awaaaay CHORUS Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 I won't be famous anytime soon Eb5 F5 But I can play a pretty fine tune Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 I won't be famous anytime soon Eb5 F5 But I can play a pretty fine tune VERSE G5 D5 I never do complain, at my lack of fame A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 I'd rather walk the mall anonymously G5 D5 I'm sure you're not impressed, by my lack of abs and chest A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 But I still hope you will like my chords and melodies PRE CHORUS B5 C5 They say we each have one thing at which we do excel B5 C5 D5 * My one thing is I know the house bands way better in hell Eb5 * F5 * Way better in heeeeell CHORUS Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 I won't be famous anytime soon Eb5 F5 But I can play a pretty fine tune Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 I won't be famous anytime soon Eb5 F5 But I can play a pretty fine tune VERSE G5 La la la la la D5 La la la la la la A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la PRE CHORUS B5 C5 So these are the lyrics you'll never email to your friends B5 C5 D5 * But don't feel bad for me I know how this story ends CHORUS G5 Csuss2 D5 G5 I won't be famous anytime soon Csuss2 D5 G5 But I can play a pretty fine tune Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 I won't be famous anytime soon Eb5 F5 But I can play a pretty fine tune VERSE G5 La la la la la D5 La la la la la la A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5 La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la OUTRO (all bar chords) Ab5 La laaa la la Bb5 Laaa la la B5 Laaaa la la C#5 Laaaaa La La Eb5 LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ooooooh