G5 D5 I know I'll never meet another hunk of woman like my Ann C5 D5 Cause she makes me feel like a great big man G5 D5 I'm a gonna go tell her mama what I think about her say thank you ma'am C5 D5 G5 For giving me your daughter Ann C5 She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape G5 Of her neck she's packed like a seed in a grape she's smooth as marble skin C5 When I see her I believe I'm a real young guy A5 D5 And every time I go to work I think I might die if I can't hurry home again G5 D5 If the good Lord worked all night a makin' me a female plan C5 D5 G5 I'd say no thanks Lord I'll just keep Ann [ strings ] Other Verses How could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann Oh I feel so good when she takes my hand I'm a gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her say thank you man For giving me your daughter Ann When I come home and I feel like I've been run over By a ten-ton truck she can rub my shoulders and soothe my aches and pains If I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar And I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler she soothes my brow like summer rain If the good Lord worked all night a making me a female plan I'd say no thanks you Lord I'll just keep Ann END C5 D5 G5 Oh no thanks (you) Lord I'll just keep Ann