{Capo 3} D5 I make my living off the evening news G5 Just give me something, something I can use C5 G5 People love it when you lose D5 They love dirty laundry D5 Well I could have been an actor but I wound up here G5 I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear C5 G5 Come and whisper in my ear D5 Give us dirty laundry A5 G5 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F5 C5 D5 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around A5 G5 We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde comes on at five F5 C5 D5 She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye C5 G5 It's interesting when people die D5 Give us dirty laundry D5 Can we film the operation, is the head dead yet G5 Y'know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet C5 G5 Get the widow on the set D5 We need dirty laundry A5 G5 You don't really need to find out what's going on F5 C5 D5 You don't really want to know just how far it's gone C5 G5 Just leave well enough alone D5 Eat your dirty laundry A5 G5 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F5 C5 D5 Kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around A5 G5 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F5 C5 D5 Kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around A5 G5 Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies F5 C5 D5 We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies C5 G5 We love to cut you down to size D5 We love dirty laundry A5 G5 We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing F5 C5 D5 When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing C5 G5 We all know that crap is king D5 Give us dirty laundry A5 G5 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down {Repeat to fade}