Key: A5

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: A5 - G5 - F#5 - A- - A5 - G5 - F#5 - E---


Verse 1:
A5
Extra, extra! 
D5
Read all about it! 
A5           E5
Everyone in every state 
       D5        E5  F#5
thinks everyone is free
D5        E5  A5   D5
Everyone is free
A5
I don't know
D5
I have a feeling 
A5
every form of 
E5        D5
media is fucking 
     E5   F#5
with our heads 
    D5               E5  A5
And filling us full of shit


Chorus:
E5      A5 D5
That's o-k 
E5          A5       D5
They're so fucking lame 
E5       A5  D5
They're so lame 
E5          A5       G5   D5 - A5 - B5 - E5 - D5 - C#5 - B---(hold)
They're so fucking lame 


Verse 2:
A5
I don't know
D5                A5
I think I heard about a guy 
     E5
that bought a gun 
    D5            E5     F#5
And went on a killing spree 
           D5            E5       A5 D5
because of something he saw on TV
A5          D5
Every time I read the paper 
A5            E5
I am more disgusted then 
    D5           E5 F#5
the time I read before
    D5           E5 A5
The time I read before


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: A5 - G5 - F#5 - A- x2